That’s what 70-year-old youngster Pat Smith calls herself. Her job description, though, is the same as my wife’s, whose designation is Garbage Granny.
Pat has cleared one beach a week of rubbish, during each of the 52 weeks of 2018. Both these ladies wish to be put out of a job, though: to have people stop dropping the stuff.
She goes further, and wants to change the world in which there is less rubbish to cause damage.